Friday, May 7, 2010

Attention, please.

Dear Indie-Kid-in-Film-Class-with-Stylishly-Greasy-Hair,

I realize that yes, you have done your time and put in the effort studying obscure facts, however! your meaningless rants on the authorial intent of the director in relation to the shots taken from the film we're discussing... is, again, simply a meaningless rant.

The next time you feel so compelled to correct the professor or perhaps exploit his ignorance on the camera equipment used in a two second shot of a freeway, keep in mind: I'm the only girl in the class without a wedding ring on... Your acting like an art genius snot is really winning you any points. Humorous, yes; impressive, no.

I look forward to spending the semester in your glowing presence,
Kelci

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