Step into the ring, Pig Face?
The choice is already gone,
You've said yes without words.
An eternity of wrestling matches,
Pokes by chasing cactus,
Bruises in the shapes of various zoo animals...
Whimpers of pain and giggles of thrill,
Girl, are you really sure this is for you?
Don't worry, he'll always make it up.
The Antique Road Show will always have re-runs,
You will never be without a game to watch...
He'll always have a place for you in his arms.
Have no fear, Pig Face,
This love isn't going anywhere anytime soon.
With all that meat and cheese,
Was "no" ever a possibility?
No, no I think not.
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