[1:26:41 PM] Ruthie K: Everytime the young gentleman would write a letter or send an owl she felt a glimmer of hope

[1:27:01 PM] Ruthie K: She would climb out of that deep dank and dirty place in her soul and shower.

[1:27:12 PM] Ruthie K: Unfortunately, the effect wouldn't last very long.

[1:27:16 PM] Kelci Sagers: Send an OWL! Hahaha

[1:27:50 PM] Ruthie K: She lost all of her friends, except for the owl that carried the correspondence between the two love stricken young persons

[1:28:14 PM] Ruthie K: Then one day, the young lady received word that the young gentleman was returning to her!

[1:28:59 PM] Ruthie K: She leaped for joy, which resulted in all of her crusty grimy clothes disintegrating, forcing her to a realization of how disgustingly dirty she was.

[1:29:12 PM] Ruthie K: The young lady decided it was best to shower.

[1:29:17 PM] Ruthie K: And she did.

[1:29:27 PM] Kelci Sagers: The end?

[1:29:29 PM] Ruthie K: The End.